Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...