Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...