What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Travel to Heaven
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What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...