Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...