Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
College Courses for Women
1…Silence, the final frontier – Where no woman has gone before.2…The undiscovered side of...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...