Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!