Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...