I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...