Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.