Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday