There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...