You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...