Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...