Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...