Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...