Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
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Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...