A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...