Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...