Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...