Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...