Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...