Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...