Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...