Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...