One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...