IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...