Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
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The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...