Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...