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So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
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An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
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