Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...