Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...