Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...