Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...