I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
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Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
How do you make a dead baby float?
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This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
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Quote and counter-quote.
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Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
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Outhouse On Quicksand?
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This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...