Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...