The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...