Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...