What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
They where playing for the cup
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica