A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....