Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...