Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...