With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...