The birthday study
|It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...