The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...