Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...