How to give your Cat a Pill.
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Dead Or Alive
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Gas Station
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Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
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Put me into a fighting mood
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Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...