If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...