Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....