Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...