Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...