‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...