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Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...